Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog
too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean hes old but not dimed out
If Im bad Ill turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
Im a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn theyre rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Lets try on ya moms minks think shell miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, youll die of sickle cell and God told me youre goin straight to hell
Well if you dont like it I can leave and then youll be alone believe me thats what the
creepy monsters want
Plus Ill be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and dont wet the bed I got a camera
Ill take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- theres been several mass murderers spotted in the area
Im a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! Im makin 6 bucks an hour
Lets make Fluffernutters dont fuckin utter another peep
Ill take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
Ill take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up Im not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to
bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spotll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your moms
cucumber
Dont worry Ill put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off youre so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day youll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
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