Please dont mess with me Ill spit you out like you were Sunny D
Did you really think you could be mean baby? Listen this next part is key,
You play a lot of Nintendo, smoke Endo
As far as men go, when ya gonna hit a crescendo and throw Super Mario and Atari out the window?
Now, we have something in common-Youre lactose intolerant Im wack host intolerant
Stop talkin about smackin crack hoes youre in college apologies accepted
I might have left lyrical holes in your mind
Youll fill it later with Cable or Hot 97 or Taco-Bell-n applyin, you wanna play? Fine
Play-doh, roll you through a machine until you come out in little strings
Im obscene I really could eat like 5 Krispy Kremes
Like when theyre hot-Like all my tracks are hot
Im hot, Im hot, Im hot, Im hot, Im hot, Im hot, Im hot, Im hot-Like all my tracks are
hot
Stop going on AOL chat to try to find friends, yeah everyone likes you because you said you
were tall, slim and
Liked Dre over Ren, Cage over Em, Rage over them, Bahamadia over Lil Kim
I had no idea you been down with hip-hop since you were ten
You were out ya playpen rubbin Barbie all over Ken and marveling over your carving
Of Led Zeppelin in your desk in ya den
Im hittin mad skins you got bad skin get rad skins for your MP3 player kid Im a Real Player!
Hard like Slayer while you a dater with Darth Vader Im famous-later-
I hang with both Ralph Nader and Roc Raida, OK?
I swear Im super you play boring Solitaire on your computer combed over hair
Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters in your underwear look like Mr. Hooper I dont care
I was nice to you originally what Im doin is gonna ruin you like Druid ruins hear the crowd
booin naturally
Actually this is a big ol waste of my time
I would rather be home playing with my parakeets than making up this stupid rhyme
I mean, I am a sensitive Pisces and I wouldnt want to make you start cryin-Yeah start cryin
You get mad at Napster when nobodys even heard of you
I did a search on your name and came up with 1 result-
It was your computer, youre a loser
Lame, your screen name pseudo hip-hop sounding lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters
What you think this is Bingo? I got singles out already
People know my name in discerning circles from New York to LA
While you earn Colonels jerk pay spurt on dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop Hooray
Youre idle Im an idol youre not entitled I got a title
Nobody trades your file chill child when I said I liked you I was just tired
Go occupy yourself for a while youre lost whatever just frick off, vile in denial just step off
Why you think I get deals from record labels you get deals from drug dealers
Unappealing insincere wont eat Happy Meals you spill bong water like tears filled with lost
fear
Do acid and beer and trip out on how your queer little beard looks so weird in the mirror man
Guitar noodlin and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go Fongule
When I was in high school Id a thought you were so fuckin cool
Anyway as I was saying before my screen name is much better than yours, its -----
What you think I would tell you so you can Instant Messenger me all day?
I dont think so I am very important and right now I am eating lunch
Go get signed to Ruffhouse go away, bid on Ebay for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug,
A sticky handcuffed pic of buff Courtney Love, one of Princes aborted doves, a Jackson glove,
A blow up Peter Max pillow of Love, a diamond rug, or somethin worth more than all that stuff:
A cup that Princess Superstar once drank out of
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